Angel had her wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday so she’s been doing a lot of drugging, sleeping, and repeating the last couple of days. Actually it’s been me who’s doing most of the repeating because she’s so doped up that she doesn’t remember a thing I say from hour to hour. I get a lot more mileage out of my jokes this way.

I almost lost my religion at the store this morning. I went around 7:30 or 8:00 to get some donuts and milk so there were very few people there. Mostly old ladies. There was only one checkout lane open so there was a line of about six old ladies and me. I was about half way back. Seeing that there was a bit of a backup, one of the employees opened the express lane. I saw her motioning to us so I told the lady in front of me to go ahead of me and I followed her over to the express. Before we could get there a lady (with a cart full of groceries) who hadn’t even been in line yet rushed over to get in front of us. Her total was $115.00 in the 12 items or less line! And then while she was checking out she heard that they were having a special on cases of Pepsi and had the bagger lady run and get her a couple while we waited.

We’ve been watching an inordinate amount of television the last few days since Angel developed her drug habit. Here are the shows that we will always watch if they happen to be on: Cash Cab, Ninja Warrior, Survivorman, Good Eats, and Unwrapped. We recommend you do the same.

My cousin Jake went away to college this past Thursday. He was the electric guitar player in the worship band at church. So since Jake is gone I am going be playing electric starting tomorrow morning. I’m really looking forward to it. I haven’t played electric hardly at all in the last year and a half so I got out my stuff tonight to make sure it all still works. It does. Acoustic guitar players are so lame – starting tomorrow.