Granite City: Vacation Destination For Mass Muderers
Yesterday a mass murderer was caught and arrested at a bar about a mile from my house and basically right across the parking lot from where Angel works.
He looks a little bit like me. I’m flattered. I’ve always considered my current look to be a sort of hatchet-murderer chic.
Yes, that was good times. My father-in-law was en route to Bindy’s when the apprehension occurred.
I heard that there were some people that were just passing through the area and made a special stop by the bar to get a picture with the sign in front and the bartenders… don’t quite understand that myself.
Another proud moment for ol’ Planet Granite.
Word up.
Why didn’t he just stop off in Edwardsville. They need the publicity!