If I see one more Cardinal reliever come in and go 0-2 on a batter and then susequently walk him I’m going to become a Cubs fan.

Grocery shopping on Monday evening is the most depressing way to spend money.

Who does my DVD player think he is always telling me that this operation is currently prohibited?

The “back” button on my mouse doesn’t work in Firefox or Opera. Always moving forward ’cause we can’t find reverse.

Riley wrote out the words to the Doxology tonight. Here’s what it said.

Praise God from who ma blessings flow

Praise him all creachers here below

Praise Him up of he hevenly host

Praise Father Son & Holy Ghost

On the back of the page was “Amen. Presbetierien song.”