I Read Your Blog. You Bore Me.
I’ve been blogging for about four years now and there is one thing that I hate about blogging.
A hypothetical conversation between me and a friend or family member.
Drew – Awww man I just got a new computer.
Person – I know.
Example number two.
Drew – Awww man I just finished this new song.
Person – Heard it.
Example number three.
Drew – Awww man we just took the funniest picture of Riley and Lilly.
Person – Saw it.
I am always amazed to find out who reads my blog. My readership has more than doubled over the past year which in turn means that I have absolutely nothing to talk about with more than twice as many people as last year.
That’s funny because I’ve just begun to realize that our friendship has dwindled down to “you blog, I read; I can still say that I know and love you”….
Invite a brother over now and again – I’m not gonna tell your kid about dinosaurs and how they were here a long time before scribes, or tell you that your dog needs training (to your face).
Noooo! Not the dinosaurs! That’s like kryptonite to a Christian.
Kidding.
If you told him that the dinosaurs existed before the scribes you would be making an entirely accurate statement, assuming we’re talking about the biblical scribes. Just don’t tell him that everything came from nothing. He’ll get plenty of that theory (that clearly defies the law of non contradiction) in school. Ex Nihilo Nihil Fit.
Angel and I have come to the realization that if we ever intend to invite anyone to our house we will have to clean the house first. That’s why we never invite anybody over.
Our dog needs training?!? As long as week keep her well supplied with couches and mattresses she never chews up anything else. She’s very well trained.
Fair enough. Cleanliness…Godliness…? Splitters!!