Is that a stye in your eye or are you just glad I punched you?

I woke up this morning with my eye pasted completely shut. I thought that my eye had caught the plague or something.

It turns out I have the stye that ate Manhattan and it’s working its way towards my brain. Now, I’ve had a stye before but nothing like this. This is the size of a giant zit and it’s inside my upper eye lid and pushing against my eye ball. It’s like having a puss factory in my face. I just thought I’d share.

It makes me look a little like Thom York. Maybe that’s cool.