Man vs Wild
Tonight I watched Bear Grylls catch a reindeer, shove a knife into its brain, slit its throat, drink its blood and then he cut out its heart and immediately began to eat it. I can only imagine how horrified Santa was.
I think it is inevitable that he will soon do an episode where he will be forced to kill and eat his cameraman. Now that is must see T.V.
Ok. That was hilarious. And it’s only 4 sentences long. How long did that take? No time at all. Please don’t stop.
You have all the fun!