Ketchuping
I see the Innerweb got by without me. Drats! That’s alright. It won’t keep me from drastically overestimating my importance to the world.
I got a new modem today. Charter offers one for $40 and guarantees it for two years. That’s pretty hard to beat. Especially since I don’t have to pay late for it until my next bill.
I’ve completely lost any momentum I had in talking about band-building and atheism so for now I’m going to resort to the blogging version of playing some Skynyrd: pictures. We dumped the camera for the first time in a long time tonight and found a few that were interesting.
This first picture shows the cake I bought for Angel’s birthday. It’s by far the most expensive cake that has ever made me want to spit it out, but my caption made the sarcasm taste so sweet.

This is a pancake Johnson style: syrup, Nerds, licorice, and M&Ms. Riley’s hyperactivity is still a total mystery.

This is Riley levitating a large school of caramel popcorn.

Friday night our friends Rich and Eryn delivered this weight bench behemoth type thing. They told us it was nice but we had no idea it was going to be like new, and gigantic. We are extremely pleased but all my muscles just rolled their eyes when they saw it. Rich and Eryn have always been such great friends to us. They are extremely generous people. Two of my three computers were given to me by Rich. They became Christians not too long before we did. It still blows my mind to think of what God has done in all of our lives.

Saturday morning my buddy Joe and I went caving. Is that even a word? Whatever, it was awesome, and far scarier than I expected. Of course I am a complete pansy so you may have to judge my “scary” review on a curve. We actually got into a bit of a search and rescue mission. A girl had gotten separated from her group so Joe and I set out to find her hoping there would be some sort of cash reward involved. There wasn’t. We found her. No one was all that impressed. Maybe that says something about her value to her friends.
Lastly is Riley in his Easter outfit looking so grown up that it makes me cry.

Now that’s a sharp dressed man!
I believe the word you were looking for was “spelunking”
I believe what you were meaning to convey is that he is the cutest kid on the planet. And growing up wayayayay too fast. And he’s just as sweet and smart as he is cute, in case anyone is wondering! Just like his parents!